Serenade the Hapsburgs
with your gatling guns
God Save our King
from their effeminate music -
.
Salute our germanic cousins with a kiss
& let our golliwogs penetrate
their frauleins’ defenses
O’ we’ll foul their bloodlines
with our blackface jazz
.
O’ poison their schnitzel
& rot their sauerkraut
…we’ll dance the charleston
on their chemists’ graves
.
Great uncle Archie was blackmailed
with white feathers
& his entrails mixt with French soil
to make compost for the poppies…
.
…at least he avoided embarassment…
